ROAMING GNOME ARRESTED
PUERTO VALLARTA 2/21/06 (UPI) - the Travelocity "Roaming Gnome" has been apprehended following a drunken rampage, including destruction of property and exposing himself, according to local newspapers. eyewitnesses report that following a drinking session where the little guy imbibed 37 Marguaritas, he began acting strangely, allegedly overturning multiple tables at a hotel restaurant, breaking several wall mirrors with a shotglass, and scribing graffiti on the lobby restroom walls. appearantly, though, the final straw for the hotel staff was when he allegedly dropped his pants and started screaming, "I've come to enforce the Guarantee!". at that point, the manager alerted security, who then called local police to have him placed into custody. the Puerta Vallarta police, who supposedly administered a severe beating during the arrest process, were not available for comment at press time, and the exact whereabouts
of the gnome are unknown. it is believed, however, that
he has been sequestered away, pending execution,
applicable under Mexican law.
the United States Government has chosen not to intervene.
PUERTO VALLARTA 2/21/06 (UPI) - the Travelocity "Roaming Gnome" has been apprehended following a drunken rampage, including destruction of property and exposing himself, according to local newspapers. eyewitnesses report that following a drinking session where the little guy imbibed 37 Marguaritas, he began acting strangely, allegedly overturning multiple tables at a hotel restaurant, breaking several wall mirrors with a shotglass, and scribing graffiti on the lobby restroom walls. appearantly, though, the final straw for the hotel staff was when he allegedly dropped his pants and started screaming, "I've come to enforce the Guarantee!". at that point, the manager alerted security, who then called local police to have him placed into custody. the Puerta Vallarta police, who supposedly administered a severe beating during the arrest process, were not available for comment at press time, and the exact whereabouts
of the gnome are unknown. it is believed, however, that
he has been sequestered away, pending execution,
applicable under Mexican law.
the United States Government has chosen not to intervene.
PUERTO VALLARTA 2/21/06 (UPI) - the Travelocity "Roaming Gnome" has been apprehended following a drunken rampage, including destruction of property and exposing himself, according to local newspapers. eyewitnesses report that following a drinking session where the little guy imbibed 37 Marguaritas, he began acting strangely, allegedly overturning multiple tables at a hotel restaurant, breaking several wall mirrors with a shotglass, and scribing graffiti on the lobby restroom walls. appearantly, though, the final straw for the hotel staff was when he allegedly dropped his pants and started screaming, "I've come to enforce the Guarantee!". at that point, the manager alerted security, who then called local police to have him placed into custody. the Puerta Vallarta police, who supposedly administered a severe beating during the arrest process, were not available for comment at press time, and the exact whereaboutsof the gnome are unknown. it is believed, however, that
he has been sequestered away, pending execution,
applicable under Mexican law.
the United States Government has chosen not to intervene.
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